Intros are awkward, but here goes.

I'll save my long-winded musings and metaphors for when I actually get to posting relevant material here. For now I'll stick to the basics.

• I'm Brian.
• My view of humanity and life in general, as you may know or will learn through this blog, is not a nice one. As a general rule, I do not trust people, nor do I even really like them.
• That does NOT make me some sociopath.
• You're welcome to needle me about the blog title; it took me days to think of it, and it finally came to me at 8:00 in the morning when I should've been sleeping.
• A large portion of my blog posts will be about sports. Sports are a big deal to me. What can I say, in some ways I'm just a typical guy.
• Other portions will include topics such as: Obscure pop culture references, current events, whimsical historical flashbacks, random rants about things going on in my life that I find pleasing or displeasing, and politics.
• Oh, politics? Don't worry, if you don't already know, it won't take long for you to figure out what side of the fence I fall on.

I'm sure I'm forgetting to mention something...probably something important, too. But it's 8:17 in the morning, and I have no business being awake.

Sleep time. I'm sure I'll have other things to say today, but I wanted to get this thingamajigger up and running for my first serious post tomorrow - it'll be a good one.